From an E-Mail...

The Cycle of Life



Boss says to secretary: For a week we will be going abroad, so please make necessary arrangements.

Secretary calls her husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so you look after yourself.

Husband calls his secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover calls the little boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Little boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have tuition 'coz my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together.

Grandpa calls his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot go abroad.

Secretary calls her husband: This week my boss has some other work, so we canceled our trip.

Husband calls secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has canceled her trip.

Secret lover calls the little boy whom she is giving private tuition: My appointment was canceled. This week we will have tuition as usual.

Little boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend classes. Sorry I can't give you company.
Grandpa calls his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will be attending that meeting, so please do make necessary arrangements.

And so on...