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Thursday, October 9, 2008

From an E-Mail...

Yeah, I know you're supposed to write your own stuff in a blog, not e-mails, but really who cares?

I don't.

Actually, we all get some hundreds of e-mails everyday, and from time to time we do find some really good stuff don't we.

So I thought of sharing some of the best mails I got.
Could be humorous stuff, really touching mails, inspirational stuff, cool pics etc.
So I'll be posting from time to time, under the same title, some good stuff I get from emails.

Here we go, the first one:

A man escaped from the prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns but finds a young couple in bed.

The guy orders the husband out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds:
“He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”

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