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Friday, August 14, 2009

My LOVE TO DOs

There is this paper shredder in our office. Well they are in almost every office I guess. You know, inside it there is this basket where all the shredded paper go to right. The one in our office shreds papers to very small rectangular pieces - not just long stripes as some do - and when the bag is full somebody would take it out and keep it near the waste basket. So the cleaning lady would take it away in the evening. But this bag is SO tempting. I fantasise all the time about blowing that bag so that small pieces of paper would fly everywhere. Icing on the cake if I could do it over my boss' head.


To go on the 'foot board' of a train. No not on them in Sri Lanka - I've done that all too often there - but on trains here. While moving the doors are always closed. Always. But wouldn't it just be so awesome, to do it and look at the expressions of other Japs on the train. I'm positive I'd give couple of them mild heart attacks.


Play Poker for real money. In Vegas.


To be someone else. For a day. Oh think of the possibilities! By the way, who else thinks that there are way too many "i"s in "possibilities"? OK seriously, I could create havoc if I could become someone else just for the sake of it. So much fun it would be isn't it? And things won't get any better, if I get to meet myself while being someone else. Dose that make any sense? Oh well.


Date Jessica Alba. Or Angelina Jolie. Or both, preferably.


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12 comments:

  1. haha craaaazy! :D maybe you could be your boss for a day, date Alba and Jolie, lose all your (bosses) money in Vegas and then pop that paper bag over his head! ;)

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  2. hahahaaaa.. go for the bag and take pictures!!:D

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  3. @Chavie
    Now that's what I call creative thinking!
    Cool...

    @LD
    Take pictures? Really?
    You are crazy!

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  4. LOL... that's some serious to do listing. I say do it the day you are fedup of your workplace.

    Go blow it right at your boss's face; collect your stuff into a box first so the get-away would be easier.

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  5. LOL... that's some serious to do listing. I say do it the day you are fedup of your workplace.

    Go blow it right at your boss's face; collect your stuff into a box first so the get-away would be easier.

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  6. @CW
    I guess this is the CoolWind that I know.
    Well yeah I am contemplating the idea. The very last day I work here, I might do it. Oh you never know...

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  7. lol ela kiri .. let me know how it goes ;)
    haha

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  8. Do the first one on your boss' birthday and then tell him and everyone else that throwing paper strips is a traditional Lankan blessing and brings good luck :P

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  9. I can already picture your boss with paper confetti.. and really.. if you could capture that.. you might even bag the Pulitzer Prize for Photography! =D

    oh by the way.. don't trains out there zoom at hundred times the speeds of our trains? esp. the bullet train? Calculating the risk.. I can definitely say you're gonna make the whole train get acute heart attacks and send them straight to the Pearly gates! =D

    lol at the thought of switching self.. oh but if you seriously wanna know how it feels like, do check the jdorama 'Dream again'.. if you still haven't. It was one of my top favorites. ^__^

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  10. @Niroshinie
    Another good suggestion!
    Let me see what I can do.

    Harumi
    Nah, me not a manga fan, though the theme in that one seems to be interesting. Thanks.

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  11. Yep, do watch it if you like.. lotsa plot twists, comedy plus heartwarming and heartrending moments..

    BTW you're not even a Jdorama fan? =D Cuz that was a dorama I quoted. =D

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  12. After speaking, writing and reading Japanese at work, you don't want to go home and watch Jap manga as well. No thank you. LOL...

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