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Friday, January 9, 2009

I kept my word!

Here I said that I wouldn't use the word "fuck" in my posts for a month. And holy mother of god, I absofuckinglutely kept my word!

Even I myself can't believe.

Solomon, take notice! Ha!



Now, something for us men to enjoy, and you ladies to get pissed at! :P
Enjoy.

Men and Women

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.


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3 comments:

  1. Notice taken, and duly appreciated. See how easy it is? :-P

    Nice story too.
    - Solomon

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  2. How dare y--- eh, it's true...female friends (some) are absolutely useless! =)

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  3. Yeah Solomon, I think I almost forgot the word! :P

    Sabby, cheers! :)

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