Here I said that I wouldn't use the word "fuck" in my posts for a month. And holy mother of god, I absofuckinglutely kept my word!
Even I myself can't believe.
Solomon, take notice! Ha!
Now, something for us men to enjoy, and you ladies to get pissed at! :P
Enjoy.
Men and Women
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.
Even I myself can't believe.
Solomon, take notice! Ha!
Now, something for us men to enjoy, and you ladies to get pissed at! :P
Enjoy.
Men and Women
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.
Notice taken, and duly appreciated. See how easy it is? :-P
ReplyDeleteNice story too.
- Solomon
How dare y--- eh, it's true...female friends (some) are absolutely useless! =)
ReplyDeleteYeah Solomon, I think I almost forgot the word! :P
ReplyDeleteSabby, cheers! :)