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Friday, January 9, 2009

I kept my word!

Here I said that I wouldn't use the word "fuck" in my posts for a month. And holy mother of god, I absofuckinglutely kept my word!

Even I myself can't believe.

Solomon, take notice! Ha!



Now, something for us men to enjoy, and you ladies to get pissed at! :P
Enjoy.

Men and Women

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.


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Thursday, December 4, 2008

no more f-word...

somebody said i use it too much
in my posts
and that i really dont need to
that id do fine without it
when i come to think about it
seems thats right
overusin it kills the effect
so im not gonna use it
for a full month
startin from today
tho i might miss it
no F word anymore
a CLEAN blog after all
thanks solomon!

PS :
this post is written in milla style
shes a friend
a good one
and she writes like this all the time
the 'g's at the end of words are missin
jus like that
no capitalization
no apostrophe
though is tho
and just is jus
short lines
but when u read it
feels like its a poem
not a rhymin one
but still...
cheers chickey!

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