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Friday, March 27, 2009

Who wants to be a billionaire?

Joy Brown just offered me 70 BILLION US dollars.
HOLY!
I don't even know what that is in Sri Lankan Rupees. Err... like 7000 BILLION Rupees?
My my. Recession will be vanished in a second. Whoooosh..............!!! Just like that.

The good thing is he assures me that this is not just another scam mail.
"First of all I want you to know that this is not a scam mail. Because based on what is going on all over the internet world people find it very difficult to believe thing like this anymore. If you can guarantee me from your side your trust and honesty I will be able to work with you. I will appreciate if you can come down your self and see thing for your self before."
So that should settle it then. This cannot be a scam. They say it.
All they need is,
1. Your Full Name
2. Your current Mobile telephone and fax numbers
3. Your age
4. Occupation
5. Your Current address.
How generous people are! I'm going to be rich baby!
If you need any money, especially in these difficult times, please do let me know. I'm generous you see. Giving you a couple of hundred dollars shouldn't be a problem anymore. Only thing is, I can't think of what I would do to the rest of the money.
Meh.


Second Post.
I just saw RD has posted a cool list. Can't be bothered to do another post, so adding that to this.

Here are some of the things that I enjoy:
1. Just being in Paradise. How much I miss it.

1. Sri Lankan food. Oh baby, don't get me started.

1. Sleep. Oh the heavenly sleep.

1. Long walks on pristine beaches in Paradise Island. Are there too many adjectives in that sentence?

1. A good game of Test cricket, or a good game or rugby. Specially if it's the All Blacks or KSC.

1. Wasting time with my real friends who make me feel so happy.

1. A game of Pool.

1. Books. 'Nuff said.

1. Blogging.

1. Making some people in internet forums who can't tolerate a different opinion, pissed off. Oh that's fun!

1. Feeding Pigeons in front of my apartment.

1. Spring!

I can go on forever, but there is some work to do as well.
So I pass the baton to LD, Cerendib and NB.

Have a nice weekend fellas!


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5 comments:

  1. Thanks bro for tagging.
    I’m thinking of a list of things that can be done with 70 billion dollars, heh he.

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  2. Hey :-)
    Thanks buddy. Will do :-)

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  3. Good thing it is only $70 billion

    http://jsmineset.com/index.php/2009/03/10/what-does-one-trillion-dollars-look-like/

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  4. http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4141

    Not all scammers are dishonest
    ;-)

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  5. Serendib, if it were Zimbabwean dollars, things would change!

    NB, no prob!

    Anon1 > That is indeed interesting!

    Anon2 > That made me crack! LOL....

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