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And a happy weekend to all.
As all of you are aware, the 6th Presidential Election of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka will be held tomorrow the 26th of February 2010. Due to the fact that we are residing abroad, we will not be able to carry out our civic duty and constitutional right of participating in choosing a leader for the next 6 years. Therefore, a representative election has been organized in the XXX building for you all to cast your vote. This is an invitation to all duty conscious Sri Lankans to cast your all important vote at the venue below within the time frame also given below. All logistics has been taken care of. Please bring your passport or alien card without fail to prevent election violations.
Election Centre : XXX
Time : 12.00 ～ 12.45
The count of the ballot, and presentation of results will be carried out from 12.45～13.00.
One day, I saw one naked man laughing at another for being naked.But wait. Those two are not the two kinds of idiots I was talking about; they are only one of the two. The others are the ones who go ballistic on the two set of people trying to shed some light on those poor souls. They don't seem to understand that neither can they change nor dictate what others do. If somebody wants to be stupid, let them. What do you care? In all honesty, they are all but a third naked man. Let me rephrase.
One day, I saw a naked man laughing at two others who were laughing at each other for being naked.I thought the whole thing was funny.
You'll have to take out 7 kilosAnother WTF.
Umm... why? I'm not over, am I?
No, but you have to put the 30 and 7 separately. Take 7 kilos out and put it in your hand luggage!
Oh sorry. I thought they both go in the same plane. My bad.Seriously, it's like that old story where the guy traveling in a cart carried his back pack in his hands as opposed to putting it on the cart, intending not to give extra weight to the Buffalo. Her majesty was full of wisdom like that. As the plane was supposed to depart soon I didn't want to waste my time arguing so I put 7 kilos in a backpack and allowed her to fulfill her wish.